Added old php bot

old/scusette.php

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+<?php
+
+define('BOT_TOKEN', '<bot_token>');
+define('API_URL', 'https://api.telegram.org/bot'.BOT_TOKEN.'/');
+define('CHANNEL', '<channel_id>');
+define('ADMIN_CHAT', '<admin_chat>');
+define('ADMIN_ID', '<admin_id>');
+
+$mysql_user	= '<mysql_user>';
+$mysql_pass	= '<mysql_pass>';
+$mysql_db 	= 'scusettebot';
+
+$db = new PDO('mysql:host=127.0.0.1;dbname=scusettebot;charset=utf8mb4', $mysql_user, $mysql_pass);
+
+$ingiurie = array(	"Coglione!",
+			"Oh ma ce la fai?",
+			"Ti ripigli?",
+			"Ma quanto sei ritardato?",
+			"Sei proprio un @w00tw00t",
+			"Messaggio ricevuto, sei ritardato",
+			"Per caso lavori in Accenture?",
+			"Senior Manager in Spike Reply vero?",
+			"http://www.gtfo.org",
+			"Hai l'aria di uno che fa Big Data per KPMG",
+			"Mandato il CV a Deloitte?"	
+		);
+
+$help = "
+<strong>Scusette.it</strong> bot
+Per ricevere una scusetta random
+<pre>
+/random
+</pre>
+Per cercare una scusetta
+<pre>
+/query
+keyword
+</pre>
+Per inviare una scusetta invia un messaggio col seguente formato:
+<pre>
+/invia
+titolo scusetta
+corpo scusetta
+</pre>
+<em>Linee guida</em>:
+ * Utilizza grammatica e capitalizzazione corrette
+ * Il titolo e' il fatto e il corpo e' la scusetta in prima persona, prendi spunto da quelle gia' pubblicate 
+ * Valuta se anche se scontestualizzata la scusetta e' divertente lo stesso
+ * La scusetta deve essere stata usata
+ * Le scusette saranno pubblicate solo previa approvazione di un admin
+ * Sta calmo e non piangere pls
+";
+
+function reply($chatid, $reply) {           
+        return file_get_contents(API_URL."sendmessage?chat_id=".$chatid."&text=".urlencode($reply)."&parse_mode=HTML");
+} 
+	
+$content = file_get_contents("php://input");
+//file_put_contents('/tmp/debug.txt', $content);
+$update = json_decode($content, true);
+$chatid = $update["message"]["chat"]["id"];
+
+$fromid = $update["message"]["from"]["id"];
+$fromusername = $update["message"]["from"]["username"];
+$command = explode("\n", $update['message']['text'])[0];
+
+switch($command) {
+	case '/start':
+		$reply = $help;
+	break;
+	case '/invia':
+		$exp = explode("\n", $update['message']['text']);
+		$title = $exp[1];
+		$body = $exp[2];
+		$stmt = $db->prepare("INSERT INTO submissions (title, body, fromid, fromusername, timestamp) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, ?)");
+		$stmt->execute(array($title, $body, $fromid, $fromusername, time()));
+		reply(ADMIN_CHAT, "Nuova scusetta in coda, controlla con /list");
+                $reply = "Scusetta inviata, se verra' approvata la vedrai pubblicata su scusette.it";
+	break;
+	case '/list':
+		if ($fromid === ADMIN_ID) {
+			$reply = "";
+			$stmt = $db->prepare("SELECT * FROM submissions");
+			$stmt->execute();
+			$scusette = $stmt->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC);
+			foreach ($scusette as $scusetta) {
+				$reply = $reply."<strong>".$scusetta['id']."</strong> by @".$scusetta['fromusername']."\n<em>".$scusetta['title']."</em>\n".$scusetta['body']."\n\n";
+			}
+		} else {
+			$reply = "Non ho capito";
+		}
+	break;
+	case '/approve':
+                if ($fromid === ADMIN_ID) {
+                	$exp = explode("\n", $update['message']['text']);                                  
+			$id = $exp[1];
+	                $stmt = $db->prepare("SELECT * FROM submissions WHERE id = ?");
+			$stmt->execute(array($id));                                                                         
+			$scusetta = $stmt->fetch(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC);
+			$slug = strtolower(preg_replace('/[^\p{L}0-9]+/u', '-', trim($scusetta['title'])));
+			$stmt = $db->prepare("INSERT INTO anchor.anchor_posts (title, slug, markdown, html, created, updated, author, category, status) VALUES (?, ?, ?, ?, now(), now(), ?, ?, 'published')");
+			$stmt->execute(array($scusetta['title'], $slug, htmlentities($scusetta['body']), "<p>".htmlentities($scusetta['body'])."</p>", 6, 1));
+			$stmt = $db->prepare("DELETE FROM submissions WHERE id = ?");
+                        $stmt->execute(array($id));
+			reply(CHANNEL, html_entity_decode("<strong>".htmlentities($scusetta["title"])."</strong>\n".htmlentities($scusetta["body"])));
+			$reply = "https://scusette.it/blog/index.php/posts/".$slug;
+			
+                } else {                         
+                        $reply = "Non ho capito";
+                }                        
+
+	break;
+	case '/delete':
+                if ($fromid === ADMIN_ID) {
+                        $exp = explode("\n", $update['message']['text']);
+                        $id = $exp[1];                                                                                                
+                        $stmt = $db->prepare("DELETE FROM submissions WHERE id = ?");
+			$stmt->execute(array($id));
+			$reply = "Scusetta ".$id." eliminata";                          
+                } else {                                                   
+                        $reply = "Non ho capito";                     
+                }                                         
+	break;
+	case '/random':
+		$stmt = $db->prepare("SELECT title, markdown FROM anchor.anchor_posts ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1");
+		$stmt->execute();
+		$scusetta = $stmt->fetch(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC);	
+		$reply = html_entity_decode("<strong>".$scusetta["title"]."</strong>\n".$scusetta["markdown"]); 
+	break;
+	case '/query':
+		$search = "%".str_replace('%', '', explode("\n", $update['message']['text'])[1])."%";
+		$stmt = $db->prepare("SELECT title, markdown FROM anchor.anchor_posts WHERE markdown LIKE ? OR title LIKE ? ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1");
+		$stmt->execute(array($search, $search));
+		$scusetta = $stmt->fetch(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC);
+		if (!empty($scusetta)) {
+			$reply = html_entity_decode("<strong>".$scusetta["title"]."</strong>\n".$scusetta["markdown"]);
+		} else {
+			$reply = "Nope!";
+		}
+		
+	break;
+	default:
+		if ($fromid === ADMIN_ID) {
+			$reply = "Ogni tuo desiderio e' un ordine padrone";
+		} else {
+			$reply = $ingiurie[array_rand($ingiurie, 1)];
+		}
+		//$reply = "Non ho capito";
+	break;
+}
+
+reply($chatid, $reply);
+	
+?>